Secret Diary of Santa’s Elf
Saturday, November 29th, 2008
I published a lens yesterday about an aging elf who’s been keeping a diary for decades. He’s decided to go public, but not as a sleazy tell-all. Says he would never betray Santa like that.
Like many of us who journal, this little guy has spilt his frustration in a top-secret diary that he shoves under his bed at regular intervals. He’s honest (sometimes to a fault) and gives us an inside view of Santa’s workshop, where talk of carpal tunnel abounds, and the scent of Ben Gay mingles with the fumes from busy glue guns.
Join Hank (he’s too embarrassed to divulge his real name) as he shares snippets of everyday life at the North Pole, including the ongoing Porchlight Dilemma. Bring a favorite Christmas recipe when you visit, too, ok? Hank’s going to be passing them on to Mrs. Claus.
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