Enquiring Minds Want to Know…
What does a panic-attacked turkey have to do with a certain magazine of gossipy fame?
Our own Tom has hit it big today, with a cover feature of the nightmare he had on Wednesday. The coverage couldn’t have come at a better time, as one of his most devoted followers, Cloud9, posted a passionate interview she conducted with him just yesterday afternoon.
For the many well-wishers who have sent cards, letters, and turkish gifts, he thanks you. He’s scheduled an appointment with the renowned Dr. Helpa Byrd, PhD, who will be picking his brain and suggesting a course of therapy to assist him through the Thanksgiving season.
In the meantime, Tom wishes you all a gobbleastic day in Squidooland.
